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ANGRY
2. Hi. Whats up?
4. No. No don't even say it.
6. No. I'm not going to listen to this. Why should I listen to you? Why should I talk to you, why should I look at you? You act like I owe you something. I don't owe you shit.
8. You saying that could not be more insulting.
10. You act like you can explain or excuse what you did. But its inexcusable. You can't say it away. There is nothing you could say that would make it OK. And you coming around here like you have something to say is just insulting. Its just a fucking joke. My daughters will never be the same because of you. And thats not the half of it.
12. Fuck you.
COME ON 2. Hey how are you? 4. I'm busy. I am getting stuff ready to leave town. 6. The reason that I am calling is because I am trying to lure you down to Baltimore. You should come visit me before I leave. 8. We have a harbor. 10. You don't have a zen garden made out of headstones. Or a highway to nowhere. Or a young attractive woman that wants to sleep with you. 12. I could make a lot of money setting up sexual attractions.
EMOTIONAL 2. Hey whats up? 4. I'm fine. I, um. I wanted to talk to you. 6. When we broke I just assumed that we would remain good friends. And now I feel like that hasn't happened. 8. I don't know what I want. 10. I don't know what I want. I have no idea what I want from you and I feel like I can't trust my emotions, because what I feel and think towards you is still wrapped up in the intense shit I am dealing with my family. And everything I was feeling about us was so much of this displaced anger and hurt from things that were too maddening and hurtful to feel, you know? So I dumped those emotions on our relationship, which was a safer place, but then of course our relationship got derailed. And I feel frustrated and unresolved because I reached this level of clarity of what happened, but you don't know that. I want to know that you know that I know that I was acting crazy and know why I was acting crazy and that it had nothing to do with you. And do you know that the first time I ever cried about it was the morning we broke up? Not a coincidence. And I feel angry towards you because you knew I was going through really intense shit when we broke up and you weren't there for me. You made no attempt to be there for me and I don't even know if thats fair to expect from you, considering the circumstances. But I do feel a level of resentment about that, and I don't know if I still consider you a friend. 12. Its ok.
CREEPY 2. Hi. I'm really tired. You? 4. I just moved. I still need to find a room mate 6. Do you want to move in? 8. Would it be weird? She is like a sister to me. 10. Like hey sis, sorry to interrupt your shower, I need to get some soap. 12. Or like hey sis, you look really wet. Do you need a towel?
FUNNY 2. Hey. How you doing? 4. I'm freezing 6. I'm colder than a well digger's asshole. 8. Why? You always say that. 10. Oh I guess your asshole is generally body temperature. 12. You could say colder than a dead well digger's asshole.
PIZZA 2. Hi. I'm OK. You? 4. I just ate dinner. 6. I had a beer. I just ate ice cream and fozen pizza. 8. Well the pizza I heated up in the microwave. It actually burned my fingers while I was eating it 10. I was too hungry. It was one of those meals where you realise its 11:30 and you never really ate dinner. And you realise as you're driving past the Giant where you used to buy lunch when you worked near there, that you miss it. So you stop by to get pizza, half out nostalgia, have out of nessecity, half out of giddiness over having a pay check and not feeling too poor to buy pizza. 12. Oh.
TOO FORWARD 2. Hi. How are you? 4. Do you wanna make out? 6. Really? Do you wanna make out? 8. It freaks some people out. 10. Can I make out with you? 12. I think its healthier that way. |