A Dozen Things I want to do on stage

A poetic review by Dan Van Allen:

We went to see Rebecca's cabaret
a dozen things I want to do in one day
Though it seemed only four
(we missed some before)
we cheered and cheered, horray!

The costumes and props looked devine.
The ranting and preaching were fine.
Where she tore off her top
Our eyes were a-pop
(we were already giddy from wine).

We certainly did not expect
her to pull up a lady and neck.
The date seemed quite juicy.
The girl was no floozy.
The kisses were more than a peck.

When she shot herself up right on stage
We were all laregly more than amazed.
When the questions got going
her tears started flowing.
Not a heart in the house was not phazed!

So if Becky comes to your town,
make darn sure you stick around.
Her poems and poses
are sweeter than roses
We're certain they will astound.