A Dozen Things I want to do on stage

#1: undress to "Wenn Ich Mir Was
Wünschen Dürfte"

Contortion, poetry and weapons unite in
a lesson on the dangers of femme fatales.

#2 Fit in a Small Box

The box that I can fit my body
into measures 16" x 20" x 16".

#3 Tell Your Secrets

Enter for the chance to win a cathartic public confession
of your deepest secrets without being exposed.

#4 Discuss why something is racist

I will compare an 1812 Run away slave
broadside with a contemporary crime alerts,
to talk about racism in our judicial system.

#5 Fall in Love

With a trusting volunteer, true love we will contrive.

#6 Read My Fantasies

From 9pm on May 23, 2009 to 9pm
on May 24, 2009 I recorded every imaginative,
wishful and fantastical thought that crossed my mind.

#7 Act out your fantasy

Your fantasy (as you describe it) will be performed at the top of the second act for three to twelve minutes by one willing and able bodied woman.

#8 Induce a Tragedy

I will induce a tragedy.

#9 Fall Down

A misplaced banana peel sets off a zany slap stick routine.

#10 Take truth serum and let the audience
ask me questions

Under the influences of a powerful drug, any psychological
and protective barriers preventing you from accessing any information I hold in my mind are chemically dissolved. Question and answer time lasts twelve minutes.

#11 Tell a Tall Tale

In her later years, my great-great aunt lived off of only whisky and ice cream. That she got delivered.

#12 Disembowel myself

To restore honor to my family that I have shame by publicly lying and revealing privileged information about them, I will ritualistically disembowel myself.